Two women from different social strata, who hadn't seen each other for several months, ran into each other.  Here is their dialog:

• Socialite: Hello dear.  It has been such a busy time.  Last night we had dinner with the Rockefellers.
• Lower Strata: Fantastic!
• Socialite: And of course we summered at The Cape.
• LS: Fantastic!
• Socialite: We'll be spending Christmas in the Alps.
• LS: Fantastic!
• Socialite: How have you been spending your time, dear?  [She's clearly Not Really Interested.]
• LS: I went to charm school.
• Socialite: Oh raahly.  And what did you learn in charm school, dear?
• LS: I learned to say, "Fantastic!" instead of, "You are so totally full of BS."